I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,...
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Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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Scott Adams
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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Lemony Snicket
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...
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Erma Bombeck
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
